farnsworthalot (farnsworthalot) wrote,

openin day BITCHESSSS!

Fuckin right, Tampax Bay comes in here thinkin they got shit goin on, yea yea whatever Tampax Bay, we the motherfuckin YANKEES an whatre you? You a buncha fuckin LIMP FISH. Openin Day got you assholed PWND.

Thats right Im sure all my fans were pumped up seein me get into this one. One innin, almos perfect cept for Pigginton gettin a single. Ked one, thats OK, Im workin up to it, jus gettin my hot ass self into the season an shit.

O yea an I was workin the HIGH SOCKS OF HOTT today, as Im sure all you bitches saw an wet your lil bitch panties bout. Im always on the cuttin fuckin edge, see... I think to myself, now, Kyle, you one hott whoeveryouwantfucker. Done made myself even hotter when I decided I was gonna go to a team wit pinstripe pants, cause the fans, they were missin that shit after I left the Cubbies, I done heard the complaints. An I been wearin my pants proper tight again. But what ELSE could I do to increase the hott an give the fans a lil somethin somethin for their troubles an shit?

THE STUDLY FARNSWORTH HIGH SOCKS OF HOTT!

I am jus a real charitable fuckin kinna guy like that.

Felt pretty OK out there, knowin how many people were droolin at my hott ass (whole hott package really, dont deny, aint no shame in it), so Im thinkin bout continuin these high socks an shit. Well see. Might jus be a special occasion kinna deal, but if it feels good.... well I aint never been the kinna dude to not do somethin that feels good.

WINNIN RECORD, THATS RIGHT, EAT IT RED SOCKS, EAT IIIIITTTTT!
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