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How much is The Farnsworth?
A LOT. Bitch.
Created on 2005-04-30 20:54:06 (#6972289), last updated 2007-12-13
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Basic Info| Name: | farnsworthalot |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-14 |
| Location: | New York, New York, United States |
| Website: | Where my awesome personal stats are at |
BioI'm Kyle fuckin Farnsworth.
I can throw 100 mph.
I will beat the shit out of you if you bug me (yes this means you Cubbies).
Any hot gurlz email me a/s/l pics plz.
For god's sake this isn't really Kyle Farnsworth, he's probably never heard of Livejournal in his entire life. It's a parody, folks. And a damn fun one too.
THIS MEANS IT IS NOT REAL. THIS IS NOT KYLE FARNSWORTH. IF YOU INSTANT MESSAGE THIS NAME YOU WILL NOT BE TALKING TO KYLE LYNN FARNSWORTH. PARODY. PARODY. NOT THE ACTUAL PERSON. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT THIS IS THE REAL KYLE FARNSWORTH. YES THERE ARE A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WRITE THESE THINGS FOR FUN. I'M SORRY IF THIS CONCEPT IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NO HARM MEANT BY IT, NO ONE HERE IS ATTEMPTING TO IN ANY WAY IMPERSONATE KYLE FARNSWORTH OR IMPLY THAT THIS IS, AT ANY POINT, ACTUALLY KYLE FARNSWORTH OR HOW HE WOULD ACTUALLY ACT. I'M SORRY IF YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET A HOT DATE WITH HIM FROM A LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNT, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'. DON'T ACT SHOCKED LIKE I JUST TOLD YOU THE WORLD IS MADE FROM FETA CHEESE WHEN YOU IM ME AND I SAY THAT THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY KYLE FARNSWORTH, PLEASE.
Because this is not. No money is being made, etc. etc.
And yes, the world is actually made from feta cheese. Go on, take a bite, you'll see.
I can throw 100 mph.
I will beat the shit out of you if you bug me (yes this means you Cubbies).
Any hot gurlz email me a/s/l pics plz.
For god's sake this isn't really Kyle Farnsworth, he's probably never heard of Livejournal in his entire life. It's a parody, folks. And a damn fun one too.
THIS MEANS IT IS NOT REAL. THIS IS NOT KYLE FARNSWORTH. IF YOU INSTANT MESSAGE THIS NAME YOU WILL NOT BE TALKING TO KYLE LYNN FARNSWORTH. PARODY. PARODY. NOT THE ACTUAL PERSON. PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME THAT THIS IS THE REAL KYLE FARNSWORTH. YES THERE ARE A LARGE NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO WRITE THESE THINGS FOR FUN. I'M SORRY IF THIS CONCEPT IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND. THERE IS NO HARM MEANT BY IT, NO ONE HERE IS ATTEMPTING TO IN ANY WAY IMPERSONATE KYLE FARNSWORTH OR IMPLY THAT THIS IS, AT ANY POINT, ACTUALLY KYLE FARNSWORTH OR HOW HE WOULD ACTUALLY ACT. I'M SORRY IF YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET A HOT DATE WITH HIM FROM A LIVEJOURNAL ACCOUNT, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'. DON'T ACT SHOCKED LIKE I JUST TOLD YOU THE WORLD IS MADE FROM FETA CHEESE WHEN YOU IM ME AND I SAY THAT THIS IS NOT ACTUALLY KYLE FARNSWORTH, PLEASE.
Because this is not. No money is being made, etc. etc.
And yes, the world is actually made from feta cheese. Go on, take a bite, you'll see.
ConnectInterests (27):
agriculture, atlanta braves, baseball, beatin up paul wilson, brawling, breakin lockerroom equipment, bullpens, clubbing, crossbows, detroit tigers, flexin my hott bod, guns, hatin on the cubbies, hunting, new york yankees, piledrivin jeremy affeldt, pitchers parks, pitching, pumpin iron, sometimes bein a closer, strikin you assholes out, the tomahawk chop, throwin 100 mph, tight pants, turner field, yankee stadium, your mom
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